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  Two angry neighbors
[ 2007-03-20 19:47 ]

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.

(通訊員上海第二工業(yè)大學(xué)外國(guó)語學(xué)院錢婧)

 
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