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  You're not going to make it
[ 2007-06-28 09:42 ]

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

"Your husband is very sick," the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment, and don't complain about anything. Finally, care for him with love every day."

On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry," she said, "but you're not going to make it."

(通訊員上海第二工業(yè)大學(xué)外國(guó)語(yǔ)學(xué)院錢婧投稿)

 
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