Gorilla: Cower now, old snake. Your town will soon tremble beneath my mighty fist.
Viper: Not if I defeat you now, with the awe-inspiring awesomeness of my poison fang technique!
Gorilla: Then bite me, oh fanged one!
For his poison fang was invincible!
Gorilla: My poison-proof armor defies your fabled fangs!
Little Viper: Father!
Po: Viper had no idea what she would do. But one thing she did know...
Little Viper: No one beats up my daddy!
Gorilla: A little snake with pretty ribbons? What? Are you gonna dance for me?
Little Viper: If it'll make you happy. Let's dance! I don't have to bite you to bite! Too bad your fists aren't as fast as your mouth. My deceptive dancing defies your poison-proof armor.
Po: The great master marveled at this little snake with no venom who had learned to dance to make her father smile. And so she had. That night, Viper found courage, a power far more potent than venom.
Po: What? What's with the sad faces? Viper's totally awesome.
Bunny A: Yeah. But she was so cool.We're just bunnies.
Bunny B:We're not like Viper.
Po: No, you're not. That's just the point!Crane wasn't cool, either. Twenty years ago, the best students from all of China studied at the famed Lee Da Kung Fu Academy. And the best of the best was May Ling. She was a total knockout. Crane was there too, As the janitor.
Ox: Crane! New student tryouts are next week.
Crane: Really?
Po: Crane longed to be one of the students. So this place needs to be ready. But he thought he was too skinny.
