国产热热热精品,亚洲视频久久】日韩,三级婷婷在线久久,99人妻精品视频,精品九热人人肉肉在线,AV东京热一区二区,91po在线视频观看,久久激情宗合,青青草黄色手机视频

English 中文網 漫畫網 愛新聞iNews 翻譯論壇
中國網站品牌欄目(頻道)
當前位置: Language Tips> 閱讀天地> Easy English 休閑閱讀> Humor Joke 幽默笑話

誠實的律師
An honest lawyer

[ 2009-09-10 09:42]     字號 [] [] []  
免費訂閱30天China Daily雙語新聞手機報:移動用戶編輯短信CD至106580009009

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

更多英語笑話

潑酒

讓人變聰明的魚頭

信仰

籃球教練

 

 
中國日報網英語點津版權說明:凡注明來源為“中國日報網英語點津:XXX(署名)”的原創(chuàng)作品,除與中國日報網簽署英語點津內容授權協(xié)議的網站外,其他任何網站或單位未經允許不得非法盜鏈、轉載和使用,違者必究。如需使用,請與010-84883631聯系;凡本網注明“來源:XXX(非英語點津)”的作品,均轉載自其它媒體,目的在于傳播更多信息,其他媒體如需轉載,請與稿件來源方聯系,如產生任何問題與本網無關;本網所發(fā)布的歌曲、電影片段,版權歸原作者所有,僅供學習與研究,如果侵權,請?zhí)峁┌鏅嘧C明,以便盡快刪除。
 

關注和訂閱

人氣排行

翻譯服務

中國日報網翻譯工作室

我們提供:媒體、文化、財經法律等專業(yè)領域的中英互譯服務
電話:010-84883468
郵件:translate@chinadaily.com.cn
 
 
和田市| 武清区| 武平县| 北宁市| 湾仔区| 应城市| 深州市| 平武县| 乌兰浩特市| 隆化县| 绥宁县| 横山县| 朝阳县| 惠州市| 汉沽区| 嵊泗县| 宁明县| 大厂| 浙江省| 天柱县| 沧州市| 依安县| 万州区| 易门县| 南投市| 衡水市| 镇江市| 淮南市| 惠东县| 郁南县| 冕宁县| 华宁县| 紫阳县| 丽江市| 甘谷县| 中西区| 新河县| 峨山| 阿拉善盟| 通化县| 阿拉善左旗|