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Humor Joke 幽默笑話

中國(guó)日?qǐng)?bào)網(wǎng)英語(yǔ)點(diǎn)津?yàn)槟x語(yǔ)言地道的英語(yǔ)笑話，開(kāi)心學(xué)英語(yǔ)。

結(jié)婚十年

2009-04-14 13:07
When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

字條

2009-04-13 10:32
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage.

集體照

2009-04-10 09:59
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

確認(rèn)

2009-04-09 09:00
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

餐前禱告

2009-04-08 09:03
At the table, the hostess turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

牙刷

2009-04-07 09:09
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I'll clean the toliet bowl."

咖啡

2009-04-03 09:25

遲了四十年

2009-04-02 09:22
An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door.

福爾摩斯和助手華生

2009-04-01 09:57
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

注意

2009-03-31 09:06
First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

困在島上的瘋子

2009-03-30 10:01
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.

離婚

2009-03-27 09:09
An elderly man calls his son  "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎？

2009-03-26 09:21
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students

世界上最聰明的人

2009-03-25 09:59
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.

鏡子上的口紅印

2009-03-24 09:30
A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom.

不得不換兩次

2009-03-23 09:06
Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.

起床啦

2009-03-20 10:05
The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8:00. Then he saw a note at his bedside:"Wake up you stupid! It's 7:20 now."

怎么拼

2009-03-19 09:15
A：What’s on your hand？ B：Watch. A：How to spell that？ B：T-H-A-T~

各有所思

2009-03-18 09:52
So the wife said to the husband, "Honey,why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don'teven know that lady!"

律師費(fèi)

2009-03-17 10:34
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?”

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