Women ready to kill men for their stupid remarks
Updated: 2006-09-26 15:42
There are certain things one should never say to a woman. Here they are:
 - Don't ever say in front of women that there aren't any
irreplaceable ones. It could happen that they would replace you without letting
you know about it.
- Never tell a woman how great she looks when you are on the phone.
- Never tell women small lies. Save your strength for important stuff.
- If you have something you don't need, never throw it away. Offer it to a
woman. Let her throw it away herself.
- Never ask a woman's opinion on any issue. She will give it to you anyway.
And not just one time. And not just one opinion.
- Try to avoid the unexpected. Remember, the best surprise for a woman is the
thing of which you told her a month ago and of which you reminded her every day
since then.
- Under no circumstances should you let a woman for second suspect that you
are capable of washing the dishes.
- Never call a woman by your best friend’s name.
- You should not send a woman to get beer.
- Never use logical arguments when you are speaking with a woman. Remember
that in such cases you appear to her a complete idiot.
- Don’t give a woman ambiguous compliments. She will always take it the wrong
way.
- Be aware, women are like cigarettes: once you try it, that’s it. The only
difference is you could drop a cigarette and forget about it, but the woman can
always come back.
- Never tell a woman that she is the best thing you’ve ever seen. She could
actually believe you.
- Never try to explain to woman why you love her. She will never understand
you.
- Finally, remember: there are many women, but there is only one of you.
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